ConjurersConjuring: MY ALIEN FRIEND SAY- ummm so lemme get this straight- WHEN U GRADUATED FROM NEW YORK UNIVERSITY WAY BACK A THOUSAND YEARS AGO 1999 B4 U EVER EVEN HURD OF OSMA BIN LADEN BACK WHEN U THOUGHT TSUNAMI WAS JUST A BOWL OF NOODLES AT DOJO'S BUT U KNEW U REALLY HAD TO SELL A SCRIPT AND BE SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY WAS DEPENDING ON U AND U DID YOUR VERY BEST BUT IT DIDNT HAPPEN BECAUSE THE EARTHLING DECIDED THEY DIDNT LIKE THE WAY U LOOKED BUT THEY LOVED YOUR IDEAS AND SO THEY WENT ABOUT TAKING YOUR SHIT MAKING MONEY OFF OF YOUR SHIT AND NOT PAYING U BUT B4 U REALIZED ALL OF THAT WAS OCCURING U CARRIED THE TISCH SCHOOL OF THE ARTS FLAG AT THE GRADUATION CEREMONY AND SOMEHOW THAT IS NOW CONNECTED WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG AND IN TURN IS CONNECTED WITH THOSE 9 PEOPLE GETTING KILLED AND IN TURN U ARE CONNECTED TO ALL THE WRONGS OF THE WORLD AND U HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYBODY AND DONT SUPPORT ANY CONFEDERATE SHINANIGANS WHATSOEVER BUT BECUASE THE EARTHLINGS TOOK YOUR SHIT AND MADE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OFF OF YOUR IDEAS BUT WONT PAY U U ARE THE PLAGUE OF THE PLANET AND ALSO THE DATE ON THAT EDITORIAL IS THE 13TH AND TODAY IS THE 4TH AND THAT MAKES HEADLINE NEWS BUT NOT THE FACT THAT YOU MUST HAVE FIGURED OUT SOMETHING MIGHTY IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHY WOULD THAT CRASH MOVIE HAD BEEN MADE AND U DIDNT GET A DIME? IS THAT RIGHT MRS TISHIE? i say- YAY!